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A brief interlude… (one)

So I’d like to take a moment to relay a conversation I heard earlier today by two people who I believe are truly awesome. I mean no disrespect if I fuck up the colloquium. What follows is merely my best attempt at transcribing exactly what I heard.

"So dude, the only Valentine I got today was from this girl I knew from school."

"From here?"

"Naw, from high school."

"Shit, she eighteen?"

"Not yet…"

"Aw man, that’s somebody’s daughter!"

"Come on, errybody’s messin’ around with somebody’s daughter. Even an old cougar is somebody’s daughter."

"Dude! That’s somebody’s mother!"

"Don’t be tellin’ me that’s somebody’s mother. She just a lady lookin’ to get some dick."

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